Dead

"You're thinking about how nice it would be to be dead--the silence of it all."

--Nora

Rot

"You're going to rot in hell."

--Nora

More From the Master

"Why are you so depressed, Lacey?" Nora says. "Why don't you just hang yourself, Lacey?"

The Voices Have REturned

I'm looking in the mirror to apply lipgloss.

Nora says, "You're ugly."

I Hardly Know These People, Part II

On Tinder.

From David: "[Jae's] mom has got it going on!"

Hmmm? 

Now I'm creeped out by the idea that some random stranger has found photos of my mother online.

I Hardly Know These People

On Tinder.

From Josh: "I mean no disrespect but I'm just looking to hook up."

Me: "I'm busy this weekend."

Josh: "Well that's lame."

More From Tinder, Part II

James, I'm very tired from all that fucking. It might have just been easier to learn to spell.

More From Tinder

From James, "Did you know it [Forrest Gump] was a boook [sic]?"

Me: "Yes I never read it though"

James: "Can you read?"

No, I have them all fooled. Grade school teachers, professors, friends, family. I cheated, I fucked who I had to fuck to graduate high school, and then, of course, I banged the entire Animal Science department to become a Junior at CAl Poly.