From James, "Did you know it [Forrest Gump] was a boook [sic]?"
Me: "Yes I never read it though"
James: "Can you read?"
No, I have them all fooled. Grade school teachers, professors, friends, family. I cheated, I fucked who I had to fuck to graduate high school, and then, of course, I banged the entire Animal Science department to become a Junior at CAl Poly.
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