Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Try the Aspirin

I've been eating the dead dog's tramadol because I have lower abdominal pain that no one can explain.

When I went to an urgent care center and completed a few laboratory tests (not pregnant and no urinary or kidney infection), I asked for some type of pain killer or perhaps even (human) tramadol, thinking that tramadol wasn't a narcotic (I was wrong on that fact; it's a synthetic opioid, which has a low abuse potential).

The PA looked at me and frowned, saying, "Try the ibuprofen."


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