Saturday, December 17, 2016

More Lies From Grandma

"Grandma," I ask her. "How have you been getting groceries?" The local Albertson's is just a block over and across the street--a short distance to walk. My grandmother, however, has chronic knee pain, and even such a brief exertion would be difficult.

"I call up, and say, 'hey come pick me up,' and they do. When I'm done, I say, 'hey, drop me off,' and they come," she says.

"But you haven't had a phone," I mention.

Her face shows anger at the fact that I would dare contradict her. 

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