Wednesday, September 14, 2016

What Not To Say From the Master of Experience

He's sitting up in bed, next to me.

I'm feeling clumsy, and I'm avoiding his face while trying to explain why I can't just have a casual sexual relationship with him. "I'm in love with you," I say finally as if this is evidence enough.

"I'm flattered," comes his reply.

I pretend to be angry. "Okay, when someone says they're in love with you, the correct response is not 'I'm flattered.' "

He's smiling now, giving himself a derogatory name, and saying he's sorry.

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