Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Savagely Still
Spread out in fiery points
Glowed into words, then would be savagely still."
--"The Waste Land" by T.S. Eliot
Why I Chose to Write "One Last Thought," Part III
Why I Chose to Write "One Last Thought," Part II
I've never found writing to be this way, but I'm sure that the English instructor would agree with my poetry professor that a work gets better the more you fuck with it. I see their point, but I often think of the rough draft as a purer expression of our conflict and subconscious drives that civil society (and the writers' community certainly fits into this) wants to tame and curb. But what made Marilyn Manson famous? From the interviews I've read, he's not that extreme, yes, he lives during the night and sleeps during the day, but he's never been diagnosed with a serious mental disorder like some of our other fated musicians--but what does Marilyn Manson do? He says all the shit that other musicians either see as too frightening or too base and coming from the marginalized culture and society that we want to cover up and avoid. In a way, I want to be the Marilyn Manson of literature. I want to say all the crap that others are afraid to. And I want it to hit like rock cocaine.
And what does that have to do with a love letter to the English instructor? Well, there's a start. Say something that everyone is thinking, but not saying because we think of ourselves as too polite and above our animalistic features. We think we're too civilized, and that notion would work if sex didn't interfere in just about every relationship you have with any one given individual.
Let's face the facts: the English instructor knew I was a woman (in my writings, I described myself as being bisexual, which is accurate). Not only did he recognize this fact and was cognizant of it, my gender and sexuality played into every word he spoke to me, and every sentence he wrote me. In every movement of his body, even as he sat behind the table at the front of the class while we were alone together. He was painfully aware of it. To this, I'm not at fault. And we got into this argument in poetry class, to what extent are women guilty of driving men to aggressive sex acts against females? My professor argued not at all. As a woman, we should be able to wear anything we fucking please, and walk anywhere at night without worrying about rape. So, what I mean to say is, I never wore anything provocative to class, and I never openly flirted with the man or otherwise tried to seduce him. I was just there, I just showed up and exercised my right to have an opinion.
Referring to me in this student role was just another PC way to put bars up around my female body. I realize that in the academic community, some of this is necessary. We can't have the disruption of a professor sleeping and possibly manipulating his students. Would the work ever get done?
So, yes, by speaking my mind in an email, I was putting the English instructor in an awkward position, and I am grossly conscious of that. However, most of us past fifteen know how to deal with rejection properly and how to dish it out as well. It's a skill, as they say, molded in fire.
And also, I doubt the English instructor was surprised by my email. Harry agrees with me on this. Harry said that the English instructor saw it coming, but was still alarmed by my frankness. Maybe the English instructor had a greater awareness of the issue than even I had since I thought we could easily have a platonic friendship.
That's why I just couldn't sit here silently. Because I knew that my options were not good. I couldn't stand the idea of pining away for him for years. At least if I forced the issue, he could turn me loose. Make him do it. I thought explaining myself was better than just coldly dropping our communication (there is some debate about how much that would have bothered him, perhaps not at all or only slightly, like a wistful, distant thought, "Huh, I wonder where [Jae] went? Hmmm, nevermind. Moving on").
The Stupid Fucking Dog
"Why didn't you wake me up and tell me? Why didn't you tell me?" She keeps saying over and over again.
"I can't talk anymore!" I say as I run into my room to hide.
"Your Follow-Up Email to Mr. [the English Instructor] Was Very Moving"
--Harry, in an email sent today
In the Middle of the Afternoon
I'm finishing my beer at 1:33pm, even though I have tons of homework to do. I recognize (and did so beforehand) that saying goodbye to the English instructor was going to be difficult.
However, I just want to fall back on bad habits, and fuck up my week.
I think I liked him a lot more than I was willing to admit, or I wouldn't be getting drunk.
"Do you think I want this?" I feel like telling him. " You're another married man with kids! Do I want to repeat past mistakes? Is this God fucking with me?"
Maybe.
More Fun in COMM Class
The COMM professor is leaning back in his chair at the front table, and says, "Do you know why drugs are bad?" He looks around the room at us. No one raise his/her hand.
I could think of a few reasons.
"Because," He continues, "They're so fucking good! Right? Right?"
The class lets out an amused laugh.
Just Call Me, Poetry Class
He explains that he'll be gone for family reasons. "But you can send me an email, or you can even call me."
I'm trying to figure out how calling his office phone would do any good since he'll be out of town. I pause.
"Just send me an email, asking for my cell number, and call me with questions and thoughts."
Okay, that's another new one for me.
Monday, January 30, 2017
Why I Chose to Write "One Last Thought"
And there were others like them, people willing to educate me and be a support. I have forgotten these people due to the ECT, but I can still recall going over to my business law professor's house on the weekends and studying the material with him--with his daughter occasionally entering the room and then casually leaving us to our books and papers. There was nothing unusual or unethical about it--just a professor spending extra time to help a student.
During office hour last week, my Engl 201C professor (from this semester) commented on one of the advantages of staying local and going to the University to finish my degree in English (as opposed to going to UC-Berkeley) is that I can develop a deeper relationship with my professors because the program is smaller. He says, "It's not unusual for a student to go to the professor's house and have dinner."
Okay, I've never done that, but I've been in similar situations. At the University, no one thinks anything of it if a professor develops a personal relationship with his/her students. As the LSU Professor repeatedly cautioned me, it was inappropriate and ultimately career-altering if you have an affair with one of your current professors. After the class was over, no one gave a shit. He would know since the love of his life was a student of his, who he barely noticed while she was in his class, but only developed an attraction to her after she started doing work for the University and they were around each other some, a little while later. And he ultimately left his wife for her.
But that wasn't the story that inspired me to write the English instructor and tell him about my feelings and thoughts. The inspiration came from another story that the LSU Professor told me about another student, who he was attracted to. They developed a friendship, and he later told her how he felt. The student didn't seem fazed by it, and at one point left the area, just to come back for visits, and asked to stay at his house (and, apparently, his wife was also gone during this time). The LSU Professor told her he would buy her a hotel room because he didn't think it was a good idea that they stayed together in his house. Now, they write to each other through Facebook--the moral is that the situation wasn't a catastrophe. Two people recognized the attraction and then moved on.
Simple, right?
One of the more striking characteristics of a devoted professor is that it becomes personal--the professor identifies you as person, and goes beyond what's expected by administering additional help that is not expected. Or at least through my feeble mind, that's how I summarize it.
So, I figured (probably incorrectly) that if I confessed my feelings for the English instructor, either he would never speak to me again (for the obvious reasons) or he would just take it as a data point, and continue talking to me like I never said it at all.
People get frightened when something feels out of control, particularly emotions. And human emotions are threatening because they can be so unpredictable and chaotic.
Sometimes, I think that I just say shit for the shock factor, like how my COMM professor does, except my email "One Last Thought" to the English instructor could have been a lot more graphic ("If only I could sit on your face!" Etc).
"[Jae], have you no shame?"
"Nope, and if I really wanted into your pants by now, I would have mentioned something a long time ago, like i.e., pick a hotel room and we'll fuck."
But, alas, I do have some common decency (at least I like to think I do, but everyone can make their own judgements).
Because being vulnerable is a part of the human experience. If you never doubt yourself, you fall starkly behind the truth.
Sunday, January 29, 2017
One Last Thought, Part [I Can't Fucking Remember]
You can't build genuine, authentic, truly rewarding relationships (platonic or no) when you shove someone into some cage which he/she cannot fit into. Maybe doing so is safer so no one comes close enough in contact to harm, we could certainly argue that. But think about all the potential that remains in the human spirit, its almost infinite ability to connect--untouched--when you are insistent on segregating souls into these categories you see fit?
Well, we all knew that the likelihood of this turning out in my favor was slim to none, and I do realize that no matter what anyone ever says, even if it is kindly delivered, no one likes to be rejected by someone whom he/she truly cares for.
I Am Who I Am
--quote from a transgender named Zak, The New York Times
Academic Dishonesty?
I think technically that's academic dishonesty.
I haven't cheated on a paper, on a test, on a quiz, on anything at all since I was in the eighth grade (when I cheated extensively to keep up my A's, a period that started before middle school).
One Last Thought, Part V
One Last Thought, Part IV
First, I must say that I wanted to be your friend, to know you truly and deeply like I've known few in my life, and I find those relationships to be very rewarding and fortunate for me.
Second, you have always treated me with the upmost respect and consideration, you have been very ethical and upright. You have politely maintained your boundaries as you see fit as both a married man and also as an educator, even strictly so, which is why this email is directed toward Mr. [the English instructor], not '[first name here].' In short, you have behaved admirably."
--email titled "One Last Thought" to the English instructor, sent early this morning
One Last Thought, Part III
"(This would have been a better short conversation in person, but alas!)
So, briefly, I don't expect a response to this email (what on earth would you say? 'Hmmm, thanks but I love my wife and children'). I will not contact you further.
If you take one thing from me, please remember to write your ass off, and get published!"
--email titled "One Last Thought" sent to the English instructor early this morning
Just so we understand each other, I was nearly drunk when I wrote that damn thing.
One Last Thought, Part II
One Last Thought
Saturday, January 28, 2017
Friday, January 27, 2017
The First Passion Since, The Weighed Words
--Harry in today's email
In a lot of ways, I feel very grateful for that because for a long time, years, I never felt anything for any man at all--at least in the way of sexual and intellectual attraction (and how often do you find both in the same person?). After a while, I figured I was gone and cold forever, trapped in this wounded body that ached for resolution of the previous relationship--obsessed relentlessly without exception.
I'm still that person--constantly thinking and dredging up any memories at all of Morpheus, but I found someone who gives me hope that--alas--I'm not dead after all.
Fully Sexual
--Harry, in today's email
An Intellectual on the Idea of Hope
--quote from Christopher Lasch, The New York Times
Argument and Debate, Part II
"Why should I be a slave to my fetus?" He tells me without apprehension even though women might find it shocking. But he does this regularly, saying dark or funny or outrageous things, just to get people's attention, and to make them think.
I smile at him. "You know, I've haven't heard that one before...I learned something in class."
He's walking to his Honda Civic (before in class, he explained that he didn't care about horsepower), and he laughs again.
Argument and Debate Class
I interrupt his dialogue by saying, "That's harsh."
"Well, it's true," he says looking at me seriously.
For a postmodern man who doesn't believe in absolute truth, it was an unusual thing to say.
After class, when we were alone together, I repeated his words back to him.
He looks at me, smiles, and then laughs a little.
We're in on the joke.
The Troll of Internet Art
--"The Troll of Internet Art" by Adrian Chen, The New Yorker
At least I'm in good company.
The Entry I Should Know
Because people need to feel in the moment, in the present tense, and exhilarating experiences hands us that.
Thursday, January 26, 2017
Found That Place
While talking to the Stanford psychiatric resident about my experience, I started to tear up.
I had found that place.
The Blog Entry I Didn't Want to Write
I mean, yes, I did learn a lesson. While I can't credit myself for Morpheus' divorce, I can say that I probably didn't help the situation he had with his wife. There are scenarios in which a man or a woman can cheat on his/her spouse, once, maybe twice or three times, and no one ever finds out and no one fells in love and there are no emotional entanglements, and therefore the cheating has a minimal effect--I would argue it had no effect at all. I guess that sometimes a secret is just better kept, as a disclosure would hurt someone who never needs to know. Having an affair doesn't necessarily reflect how someone feels about his/her primary relationship, i.e. his/her spouse. But often it does, and that's where the responsibility of who is at fault becomes murky. Am I to blame for a marriage already in discord and disarray? Surely, I do share some of the guilt, even if the marriage is or was on the brink of separation. In my ignorant bliss, I always thought that Morpheus' marriage was Morpheus' problem, and that I was not a reflection in any way with how he handles his primary relationship. In other words, they were already doomed, so you might as well fuck someone else in the mean time. Unfortunately for me, Morpheus and his wife didn't declare divorce until much later on down the road, and by then it was too late for me.
What I learned the hard way is that if you cheat on your spouse or your boyfriend/girlfriend, no matter the circumstances (boredom, true love, you name it), this doesn't make you a bad person. It doesn't even make you an insensitive or untrustworthy person. In some ways, cheating means you're a victim of human passion or feelings of being unfulfilled. Obviously, the cheated will feel morally justified on being angry, upset, and even vengeful. And no one likes to be cheated on.
According to the LSU Professor, his misgivings are warranted. He believes that I'm beautiful (he's told me this before and often), and that just about any man would fuck me if I gave the slightest indication of mutual interest. I disagree with this viewpoint, mostly because whenever I look at myself in the mirror, I either think I'm ugly or that I'm attractive (depending on the day, and my hair and my weight and just my general mood at the time)--I rarely think any evaluation in the middle (like saying I'm average). When I was growing up, I viewed myself to be unattractive and overtly masculine. Recently, I have dealt with the hand that most men ignore me for a reason (although while I was stranded beside my SUV in the middle of the night downtown Yuppieville, several men flirted with me while I stood on the rainy sidewalk).
To be honest, I don't have a high opinion of men and their attitudes toward sex. I believe that almost all men would fuck someone on the side, to varying degrees of intimacy and length, no matter what their connection is like with their partner--for several reasons. Sometimes, it's just a matter of pride--a man can't turn down sex without feeling diminished in some way because being a player is cool and respected in our society. I don't buy into the evolutionary arguments that men just want to spread their seed--that's bullshit. When you talk more neural connections in the genitals, women have far more, and therefore, I believe with art and practice, women can obtain more intense orgasms than a man, and have a greater motivation to fuck around--but we don't as often, or at least, in our culture, we like to think we don't (I've never read hard data on who fucks around more on their spouses, men or women, although I'm sure it's out there somewhere).
Which leads me back to the English instructor specifically (although he has a generic name in this blog, he is to me very special). He will hardly look at me, and most of the time, doesn't look at me at all. Everything about him says, stand back--don't press on my boundaries. I find that to be highly intriguing--and irritating, if I'm being forthright. On some level, I expect all men to be under the influence of my charm--and the English instructor resists quite well. I do not think that the English instructor would have sex with me, even if I bluntly offered to meet him at a hotel for a one time experience. I believe he is a rarity that way (again, I don't say this as something to do with my attractiveness level, which is debatable, but more to do with his personality and value system).
So, the LSU Professor has nothing to fear. Except--
if he did call me up one day (not referring to the LSU Professor), and asked to meet me in a hotel, well, I'd probably go, knowing what a disaster would ensue.
Because I am too a victim to my passions and feelings of displacement in the world.
The Inconvenience
"Can you come to office hours on Monday or Tuesday at ten thirty?" He asks.
I think for a moment. "Yeah sure." I also say that I know that it's more work for him to repeat what he was going discuss in lecture with me in his office.
He tells me not to worry about it.
"Weak And Powerless"
I made up for the fact that he corrected me in class.
The Beginnings of Poetry Class
It's poetry class, and my poetry professor is sitting just next to me in a desk, as the students are gathered around in a big circle. He's a small, wiry man with a passion for his subject. Often, he divulges into topics that encompass politics and social issues. First class, he talked adamantly about heroin addiction and the opioid epidemic, telling us about "white china" (apparently heroin laced with fentanyl). And, my poetry professor doesn't mind telling students when they are wrong in interpreting the works. He corrected me once, to which I told the English instructor about it, saying, I didn't feel discouraged, but rather I felt challenged. The English instructor responded with a causal "good luck."
We're discussing the Beatles' song called "Eleanor Rigby." Later on in the class period, the poetry professor plays the song, which the music doesn't impress me.
In class, we talk about how single, older women are ostracized in society. I bring up the topic, and the poetry professor just nods his head in agreement until I'm finished. Then he adds his own comments.
My Art professor mentions a few hours later how our society is obsessed with youth and beauty, that it wasn't that way a few hundred years ago.
What Not To Say
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Lying to the Doctors
I lie to my doctors, although I don't know why. They ask the usual questions: how much exercising am I getting? (I was honest here by telling them that I took a week off after the surgery, and then I haven't been hiking because the trails are either flooded out or muddy. Some trails are closed because of the rain. I just walk the dog on asphalt.)
How much have you been drinking?
I lied when I answer this, I say I haven't had a drink in two weeks. This isn't completely true. I had two glasses of wine a few days ago, but while I was on the opiates, I abstained.
Do you have a suicide plan?
No, I tell them, but this is just another lie. I think about running my SUV into the divider on the highway just about every day I travel to campus. But I don't think I would actually do it.
How much caffeine are you drinking? You said you were drinking 6 cups of coffee, but we asked that you cut that down a bit.
I tell them I drink four cups a day, which is somewhat honest. Some days I drink four, some days I drink six.
How many hours of sleep are you getting?
I lie. I say nine when it's closer to ten to twelve, but I don't want them to conclude I'm getting more depressed because I'm sleeping longer.
The lies themselves aren't interesting, I'm sure just about everyone has lied to their doctor at some point in time, but why do I feel like I have to lie at all? Aren't the doctors on my side? Aren't they just trying to help me?
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Argumentation COMM Class
During break, he whispers to me that someone would put a bullet in Trump's brain if it came down to starting a nuclear war. One of his military advisors would do the job.
"Dr. [last name]," I say, addressing him while his back is turned to me during the first class.
He turns around, smiles and says, "Call me [his initials]."
He does have a doctorate, and doctors like to be called doctors, it's only a natural show of respect.
"People are more impressed by the title than I am," he informs me.
Nope. Never.
--The LSU Professor's email to me this morning, possibly referring to my ongoing email exchange with Dr. G. Yancy, but it's more likely he's talking about my pen pal the English instructor.
i.e., don't fuck another married man with kids because it just ends poorly for you.
Students Trying Too Hard Because They Secretly Habor a Crush on Their Professor?
--email sent to the English instructor today, explaining possible reasons why students "try too hard" in his classes
I'm such an asshole.
Saturday, January 14, 2017
Close As Possible to the Inexpressible
--Deborah Eisenburg
Friday, January 13, 2017
Give Me Some of These
Holy shit. I have a choice? "Norco's 7.5 work really well. Or maybe even some Tramadol." I watch his expression, it doesn't change.
Later, after I had woken up from the surgery, the nurse tossed me a prescription for Norco's 7.5mg--and also put a pain pill in my hand. She kept coming back in my room, asking, "Has it kicked in yet? You'll know when it kicks in."
Making Our Country a Far Better Place
--"Richard Rorty's Philosophical Argument for National Pride," by Stephen Metcalf, The New Yorker
Thursday, January 12, 2017
The Last Minute Review
"Do you think that sounds cliche?" I say, pointing to a phrase on the first page.
"Yes," he agrees. He has the essay on his desk, and a pen in his hand.
I delicately reach over, and cautiously take the pen away from him with the single thought that this is the closest I've ever gotten to him.
I cross out half of my sentence, and then hand the pen back.
He takes it without touching me.
Does Jesus Give a Shit? (My Asshole Statement)
--my TXT-message to Joseph, after he said "Thank Jesus" when I told him my blood work always came back fine, as if it was divine intervention that I'm (mostly) healthy, instead of it being contributed to healthy life choices.
Memory Loss and the Perspective
We briefly revisit the barriers to success, mainly my memory loss due to the ECT, a subject which my mother likes to comment on.
"What they did to you was a crime," my mother continues while mashing hamburger, referring to Stanford's insistence for eighteen months of electroshock therapy. She constantly reminds me of the things I've lost--anywhere from something as inconsequential as a viewing of a film or something more seriously like all my pre-calc and trig work (remarkably I received A's in those subjects). She'll ask me about memories of my childhood, and I won't be able to remember. She'll ask about college, and I won't remember.
I have only one picture of Joseph and I having sex, although we must have had sex more than once. But that's all I can recall. Us in the missionary position, him blissfully ignoring me due to his loss of perspective from the pleasure.
I have no memories of Hades, although I know that I went with him to Las Vegas, and then I visited him in Michigan. Everything else, I have written down. I don't even have an image of his face. I couldn't even tell you if I ever really loved him because I have no mental proof of any emotion I might have held for him. Was he a mistake? I can't discern because you need to know past and present actions to make that kind of judgment. To be honest, I feel nothing for him.
I know I had a lot of casual sex, because I wrote about it, but I can't remember a single countenance. Or any other body part. It's simply not there. I couldn't describe how many men I've slept with, much less what the experience was like.
I figured this absence of memory would be a safeguard for seeing Morpheus again in September of last year. I assumed that he would no longer turn me on nor would I be attracted to him. After all, it happened so long ago, and how can one man hold so much power? I have only a few scattered sequence of events, most of which don't make any sense because these are just moments in time, nothing connecting them to me or him. Nothing before, nothing after. But I saw him that night, and realized I was still in love with him.
In movies, it's sometimes assumed that if you forget who you are, you can become anyone, or more cheerily, someone better. I have an innate feeling that this is false. Did I change? Yes, but not because I lost a large chunk of my identity. The illness changed me, not the treatment. I became more passive, more isolated, more humble, and in some instances, less compassionate because I was breathing out apathy. Now I had no reasons for acting the way I did/do, I just continue to be a self I am not familiar with.
Yep, I'm the Service Person, Here for My Dog
My mother makes fun of both her and me by saying, "Beck needs a service person!"
In Response to "Really Kind of an Asshole"
If you were really an asshole, number one, you wouldn't know you were an asshole, you would just be inconsiderate to other people's feelings, emotions and values, either through ignorance or by manipulation. Which you're not and you don't do. You are conscious of how you might affect others. You are sensitive to your surroundings, including the people in it. And for the record, myself included, sometimes in life, we act like assholes because we're angry or upset or just being selfish--that's okay, because that means we're human. And those who love us, readily forgive us. We must forgive ourselves in the process.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Online And Scared
--"Online and Scared," by Thomas Friedman, the New York Times
Increasingly Lonely Hope
--"The Increasingly Lonely Hope of Barack Obama," by Cunningham, the New Yorker
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Don't Know Why: The Morpheus Story
"I'm thinking of the word 'entrapment,' but that's not it," The LSU Professor tells me, explaining that when Morpheus sees me (for instance, when he visualizes me as a person in his head), he sees a committed relationship, something that might grab him up and tie him down.
I'm not sure what I think of this working theory. And that's all it is, just theories and second-guessing and small talk. Nothing ever gets done, Morpheus still ignores my TXT-messages and my calls, and I have no idea why.
"It brings up a lot of questions, and most of them aren't nice," I respond.
"Like what?"
"Like the reason why he won't see me is because he's not attracted to me anymore," I continue.
"You must know on several levels that that isn't true."
Again, I don't have a good answer to this.
PeeWee's Story: I'll Be the One
Well, I have, just from fragment of memories, piece of the leftovers from the ECT.
PeeWee, breathless and either scared or excited, hops up onto the dog bed, and begins to pee on it, completely unashamed, in this distant fog of her cognitive decline, as it's called in dogs.
My father yells and picks her up, and when he realizes that she won't stop peeing, and therefore now covering him in urine, he angrily tosses her back down on the bed.
Eventually, he takes her outside, and while doing so, calls her "the devil."
I want to tell him that if he ever throws her down on the ground again, that I'll be the one to euthanize her, since no one else has the balls.
The Oncoming Train, Part IV
The LSU Professor is driving me through a town, which is largely a Latino community, and we've just had Mexican food. "Oh, the one you're in love with!"
I can't tell if he's teasing me or if he's serious. "Okay, let's just not go there."
Monday, January 9, 2017
The Oncoming Train, Part III
Whenever the women in Engl 201A would gather around the English instructor and compete for his attention, even if it was something as simple as a sign off on a draft or other noncritical questions, I would get a little jealous.
For some reason, of which I don't have a good explanation, I was more comfortable in class when his attention was on me. Like I was officially included, and also in control. To a lesser extent, this is also true in Engl 201B with my other professor. If I was speaking in either class, I felt a restless sense of anxiety in my chest and limbs slowly dissipate. I needed almost constant reassurance that I was worthy enough to add something special to the group.
My Engl 201B professor did not hide the fact that he liked me. He would call on me every time that my hand was raised, and he let me lead the other students. Once, he paused in his lecture, looked at me and smiled and said, "[Jae], you're doing a great job. Let the other students answer some questions." We were in on it together, like a team. Some of the other students felt this, and would come to me for help, one girl asked me for the correct answer on a quiz (after the quiz was graded, of course!).
Nothing is more annoying than having someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that he/she is dominating the conversation, and not letting others speak their minds--as if the only important point of view is that of the classroom tyrant. I once explained to the English instructor, in response to his A+ paper on inclusive classrooms, that I grew into that role, not because it was natural to me. In fact, I was a shy child with what was assumed to be an intellectual disability, but I learned by six grade that I could scare the other kids from bullying me by challenging and standing up to the teacher. So, that's how I cope. Now, it's such a part of my ingrained response to the classroom setting that it would take much effort and discomfort on my psyche to change it.
The English instructor did allow me to say whatever I wanted, only stopping me on a couple of occasions in which, as he referred to it, it was the right place to move on to other subjects due to time constraints.
What's so important about being heard in a classroom? I'm not entirely sure since most people have difficulties in changing their views on any heated subject. I didn't exactly stride into the class with the intention of influencing minds. And the more I talked, the more I felt estranged from the other students.
The Oncoming Train, Part II
--Harry via email
There were definitely pretty girls in that class of Engl 201A, girls who were twenty-years-old at the most with long, blonde hair, coming into class with big tits and a bare midriff and a slender frame. A typical man's candy, which was exactly the point. I didn't even dress like that when I was a private dancer, walking around at night dressed in next-to-nothing didn't seem like good common sense at that point in my life. But going to class, sure, why not?
I never saw the English instructor do more than smile at them--which he did with everyone, even the plainer students as well (and the men). Me? I was watching the girl, staring right at her chest, wondering how God gave her that body, and she wasn't making money with it (maybe she was!). And what on earth possessed her to show up to lecture wearing that white, tight t-shirt, surely she was planning on taking over the world--at least the world that resides on campus. Taking them down, one man at a time.
Unfortunately for the class, the women were mostly mute--besides me, of course. There didn't seem to be much extroverted female personality in that room.
And yes, of course, the women smiled right on back.
Memories of Morpheus: September of 2016
In September of 2016, when I met up with Morpheus at his large house in the best of what exists for neighborhoods in Yuppieville, I didn't remove my dress then either.
In bed, he wasn't happy with his pants down and me sucking his dick. He politely pulls me up, and starts to grab at my jeans, all the while with me saying teasingly, "No! No!" He keeps trying to untangle me, ignoring my playful cries. Eventually, he wins, and takes off my pants.
But my University sweatshirt stayed on even though there was no glow or a particle of light in the room, just the TV bouncing colors around in the background.
Yes, It's Your Parents' Fault
--"Yes, It's Your Parents' Fault," by Kate Murphy, the New York Times
Insecure and Avoidant
--"Yes, It's Your Parents' Fault" by Kate Murphy, The New York Times
Communication Thin and Brittle
--"Is Humanism Really Humane?" by Lennard and Wolfe, The New York Times
Sunday, January 8, 2017
When We Are Busy
I had just briefly described how Morpheus makes his money, which I believe is mostly through commission, bartering deals for farmers or growers with big name companies, including Walmart. He also owns land and farms himself.
The LSU Professor seems a little taken back by this, telling me that taking care of land demanded a lot of time.
A Pest
He also brings up the fact that maybe I'm crossing Morpheus' boundaries by still forcing communication upon him, like a needy, crying child tugging at a sweaty pant leg of a parent who is desperately just trying to clean house and make dinner--can't you tell you're distracting me, slowing me down, and making yourself a pest? "I'm sure you've already thought of that," the LSU Professor says, at least giving me some credit.
I had. If I was in Morpheus' position, would I want my ex-lover to contact me, repeatedly after I've ignored her for three months?
Well--
A Dialogue Without Gratuitous Attacks
--The New York Times talking about reader feedback in one of the newsletters
Obama and The Affirmative Action
--"The Obama Brief," by Toobin, The New Yorker
The Trials of Driving a Piece of Shit That Has Over 250,000 Thousand Miles
"[enter every cuss word known to man]!" I sound. "It just died on me." I was able to pull off to the side of the street, parked in the red zone, just outside the very bar I drank two glasses of wine in, before I met up with Joseph. I try to turn over the engine, and only a soft, clicking noise would emanate. The last thing I want is a Yuppieville police officer on a Saturday night, asking me how much I had to drink while I'm standing next to my decapitated Mazda.
Dad sounds removed, and oddly puzzled.
So, I stand in the rain, waiting for the fucking tow truck to show. The driver calls me, and asks for an address.
"I don't have one, I'm next to [Yuppieville bar]. I mean, I can google it, if you want me to." I'm pissed off because I have to pee.
"Oh, I could google it too," he replies, and then hangs up.
I watch a few minutes later as a tow truck drives by without even noticing me, so I chase his ass down the block, in the wet, in high heeled black boots.
My dad assures me tonight, after spending several hours trying to figure out what exactly is wrong with the Mazda since the shop I had it towed to is closed on Sundays. He says to me, "You look at it like it's a lifeline, but I just see it as a $1,500 piece of shit."
The Oncoming Train
--email via Harry, in response to my explanation of my feelings for the English instructor
Saturday, January 7, 2017
Arguing About Joseph
"You are going to dinner!" Mom says to me.
"We are going to [name of restaurant], it's little more than a buffet," I respond, raising my voice slightly.
"That doesn't matter, you are going to dinner," she says as she comes out of the bathroom. She looks at me, "How many times have I told you that those boots do not go with those pants? At least pull the pant leg down over the boots."
"Mom, you can't. They're skinny jeans."
"Then wear another pair of pants!"
Sex? Nevermind.
The Veneer
"All guys think with their dick, most women know that," my mother yells back.
Scared? Maybe So
And what damage could I potentially do? I already told the Wife about our affair back in February of 2011, marking the beginning of my descend into psychotic chaos. There is no greater blow that I could wield. That's it. That's the big bomb going off. No matter whatever I do in the present or in the future, I could never amend for that.
The Opioid Argument
The doctors at Stanford on my last visit shared two concerns with me: one, obviously my caffeine intake, which they explained was unusually high (although I don't drink near the coffee or soda that my mother does), and two, the potential prospect of me abusing or becoming addicted to opiates. You would think that being on morphine for a year, and other opiates before and after that, when I titrated down off of the opioids, that they would be comfortable with the idea that I didn't become an addict.
"How are you going to manage your pain after the surgery?" The attending physician asked me.
I shrugged. What I didn't say: I was out of the dead dog's tramadol, and was essentially on my own with it came to dealing with the pain.
He continued, stating that I should avoid painkillers unless I really needed them and if they were the only effective treatment available, and that I should only take a couple of pills after surgery, and that he hoped my surgeon wouldn't give me "thirty pills," because it was dangerous to have that many tablets of opioids loose in the house.
"Opiates make you feel good in the short term, but they're not good in the long term," the attending told me.
I've heard the lecture "opioids are bad" before, and often throughout my experience with painkillers. Many doctors expressed adamantly that I should not be on morphine considering my age, the lack of evidence of what was causing the pain, and the prior diagnosis of a mental illness (which raises the likelihood that I would become addicted because I would be "self-medicating").
I expressed to my case manager and to my mother that eventually I will have to have the pain talk with one of my doctors, and basically hit them up for opiates, although I would be comfortable with just receiving tramadol again, which is a relatively mild opioid. However, when asking for pain killers, doctors can have a variety of reactions, including sympathy, righteous anger or indignation, and apathy. You never know what you're going to get until you just ask, which is a humiliating experience. Doctors are afraid to take a patient at his/her word when it comes to physical suffering since often such suffering is not visible on the outside.
I am more liberal with the use of pain killers than the current attitude within the medical community and in the media dictates regarding these drugs--probably because I have never dealt with addiction myself. However, while I can see (and know because I've read up on it) that substance abuse is a grave matter, so is being in extreme pain. I think it's a pointless argument to decide which is worse. What we also know from research and data is that people who have noncancer, chronic pain are not the majority of those who become addicted to opioids. The vast population of abusers are those who received pills from friends or family, either given to them or sold to them. While pain patients do become addicted, they shouldn't be our target for the war on opioids--and by posing restrictions and barriers to pain relievers, we are unjustly increasing the toll that pain has on both the body and the mind for patients.
This Isn't Real
Overprivileged Students Squabbling
--"How 'Elites' Became One of the Nastiest Epithets in American Politics" by Beverly Gage, the New York Times Magazine
Friday, January 6, 2017
The Brain and the Attraction [Revised]
Notice how she brings the handsome English professor to the group. And how she hasn't invited the others, who she deems are less attractive.
I haven't even noticed that he's attractive. Honestly, it's slipped my mind. I never think of sex when I'm in the classroom--that would just be uncouth.
Just so we're clear, it's not like I spent my hours in lecture thinking about screwing my English instructor. Most of the time, I was too busy contemplating how much I disliked my classmates.
Why I Don't Date--Or For That Matter, Don't Have Children
"You don't know where that mouth's been," he says, slightly shocked.
"You know what? I'd rather have her kiss me than [ex-boyfriend]," I respond.
"Poor [ex-boyfriend]," the LSU Professor says, grimacing.
Hollow Sound
--pg. 13 of The Chieu Hoi Saloon by Mike Harris
Thursday, January 5, 2017
Iris, Part II
languishing among the embers
of an English afternoon."
--author: M.H., "Iris"
The Things We Do for Lust
For some reason, which is probably rude and unethical on my part, I laugh at this, thinking back to fucking him and seeing the baby's crib off to the side of the bed.
Does Pain Block Thinking?
Today, I was supposed to go under surgery to discover why I've been having moderate-to-severe lower abdominal pain for the past, roughly, two months. However, the surgeon and anesthesiologist refused to do the procedure because I didn't get my blood work done a few days before we were scheduled. So, I'm having to postpone it. I told the LSU Professor because I knew he was worrying, and forgot to tell Joseph. So, guess who called me this afternoon, wondering how I'm feeling? And telling me how wonderful it was to talk to me?
The only Joseph.
God's Plans And Other Bullshit
The English instructor is still sitting in the corner with a legal pad in his lap, and a pen in his left hand, looking almost natural, as if his life doesn't include anything besides giving feedback and critiquing--his hand turned awkwardly, as most of us who are lefties do, scribbling away. He looks mad almost, in the classical sense of the word, and genius in the way that we think of geniuses being intense and under the touch of the gods. I often find myself wanting to write to him that "God' had given him his gift, but find it to be inappropriate for these circumstances. Perhaps he holds that there's more chance and luck to life than planned purpose. Plus, assuming God granted you this destiny of becoming a accomplished writer, you are under great distress and stress to fulfill God's plans for yourself--whereas an atheist can simply shrug at the compliments, and believe that the world determines our outcome, and therefore feel aptly powerless to do better. While many Christians will say that God gave them blessings, fewer still believe that He placed any special attention to making it happen. If God is all-powerful, then He must be removed from the plights of man, as being a caring God cripples His perspective, and narrows it. One man's suffering means another man's gain. Who is more important? The Christian? Ha.
Someone in the group says, "...business to come."
"No pun intended," the English instructor snaps.
I let out a cross between a giggle and a short, sturdy laugh. I didn't even catch that, I think to myself.
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
When The Writing Was Great
We were talking about when we write, our creative schedules so to speak.
"You know when I wrote the most?" I say. "Early in the morning when I was manic. And I thought it was great stuff."
"It was great," Harry says. "I remember."
Essay on Writing and Returning to College
Despite Stanford's insistence that I return to writing, I begrudgingly wrote a few sentences about my time at the hospital in a paper bound journal, but nothing more. The doctors and nurses would come to me, asking me if I had written, and what I wrote about--determined to force me to "put pen to paper," as the English instructor would say. I resented that they wanted me to create when I had no creativity anymore to share.
When the staff at Stanford University hospital suggested in the late winter of 2016 that I return to college--again, I resented them and their encouragements. I couldn't perform at the college level anymore, I had proven that by failing out of the University, and similarly failing several courses at the community college. One of my psychiatrists, who was local, told me I would continue to fail, and the research psychiatrist at Stanford, who performed the ECT, insisted that college was not for me--it wasn't "flexible" enough.
So, instead of standing up for myself during January of 2016 while I was hospitalized, and telling those Stanford doctors that I refused, I enrolled. I picked the easiest course I could, a basic English class--where I luckily met the English instructor.
There are many reasons why I like the English instructor, why I even went to the English division chair with a multiple paragraph warm glow of admiration and praise, but perhaps, as often in life, it is the first impression that I find to be the most striking (I've written about him during the first class of Engl 156, how he seemed preoccupied, and was undoubtedly frowning while trying to get the computer to work in the front of the class--how I felt like exiting at that very moment and never going back). I took a huge risk with my first writing assignment, writing about being a prostitute, someone with mental illness, and also about my romantic relationship with a married man. The English instructor never judged me--or if he did, he was polite enough to keep his opinions about my unlikely lifestyle to himself. He was, however, not satisfied with one draft, he kept after me to review, revise and then turn in again. Along the way, I found my voice--I felt like I was accomplishing something, the first time in a long time to have such a sense of self.
I saved his remarks and grading on my final draft, as I've saved all of them. On this one particularly, though, he wrote that my essay was "easily" one of the best he's ever read. I wasn't sure at the time if he meant in class, of students, or if he meant ever in his whole reading life, including me along with the greats of short story writers. I never asked--because that's not important.
If Engl 156 had gone south, I would have left the class, withdrawn, and would not have returned to college, possibly ever.
I often disagree with the English instructor, especially during discussions with the journal topics. I understand students have their own disinterested opinions on subjects that reveals their prejudice and bias and what could even be seen as their hatred, but the English instructor, never in class, corrects them nor does he ever blatantly disagree with them (the closest he's come is in correcting me because I said my classmates were "white and privileged"). He lets them have their way for a few minutes. I find that to be infuriating, which I can say now that I have passed his two classes without favoritism. I understand that the English instructor is hoping to create an open dialogue with the students, to teach them to formulate their own stances on different ideas without swaying them either way. I find this to be ideological, but wrong in practice. Assholes say asshole things, and someone should stand up to them, and reply with a logical, cold argument without name calling (ironic, right? Since I just call them "assholes"). Someone in the front of the class, where the argument is more likely to be received. Of course, never have I found that the English instructor was particularly disturbed by anything that the students were saying. He never revealed his political orientation, or any of his personal or political views. Most professors come into class with firmly held beliefs, which they promote their points of view venomously. The English instructor remains to be one of the few exceptions.
What is interesting, and not immediately obvious, is the fact that while the English instructor keeps his opinions tightly held to his chest, from my personal conversations with him, and because of his writing, I know that he thinks about these ideas (and others) often and intimately. His aloofness is not a product of any innocence or naivete on his part (much less ignorance). It's more likely a function of his every day armor. While I disagree with letting students say anything that comes to their mouth without proper recourse, I can admire a man who does not get himself dirty (nor diminished in any way) by trying to dig out the dirty deeds of the common eighteen year old. Perhaps he no longer views them as children, and therefore feels no need to reprimand them.
And so reminds me of my greatest difficulty in returning to school--not my performance, which I thought would hold me back, but it was my relationship with my fellow students which caused the most stress and second-guessing. I thought multiple times of withdrawing from both Engl 156 and Engl 201A because of my classmates. I was, and remain to be, appalled at their conservative talk, which almost seems humorously infantile--and perhaps I'm the only one who sees them as the kids who they truly are. In that sense, the English instructor holds more respect for them, sees a brighter future in them, and has more hope.
Backwards Look at Having Babies, Part II
--an email from Harry
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Not Good Conversation Starter
The English instructor, during writers' group, spoke briefly of himself as a way of getting to know the room of people.
One of the group members asks, incredulously, "You have five kids?" Her mouth is open in an "O."
I watch the English instructor's face for any signs of irritation or annoyance. He displays neither when he answers, "Yes."
Backwards Look at Gender Roles and Having Babies
While we were eating dinner at the sober and clean party, the food being horrible, especially for the fifteen dollar price tag, he (for whatever reason) started talking about how relationships develop when the woman carries a child inside her.
"Many women I have talked to have said that they saw themselves as mothers--many--," he emphasized, "But not the men. You ask a man if he sees himself with a child, and he'll say no."
Hmmm--the only thing I hate worse than typical gender roles is the so-called evolutionary biology thought to be behind the mating practices of the sexes, you know, the female being able to form a bond with a baby that a man simply can't because of the actions of hormones like oxytocin, and so forth. According to recent research, a woman's brain undergoes changes during pregnancy and after birth for as long as two years from the time the baby was born--even involved Dad's don't experience this re-modeling of the brain.
"And homosexual couples never mature this way because they don't have the added responsibility of the possibility that someone might get pregnant," he continues.
Whoa. Some transmen want to carry a baby, and even nurse this child, what is called "chest feeding." And I'm not quite sure how or why someone would conclude that gays don't understand the gravity of having a family--and all the duties that is encompassed in that.
Feeling Like A Piece of Shit (It's Just a Blog Post!)
--by Kelly Stout, "You're Not a Piece of Shit, But I Know You Feel Like One," Jezebel
The Thumbs Up
We Become Animals
I snort at this idea, and then regret making such a dismissive sound.
Can I Eat After Graduating with a B.A. in English?
Time Out
It's just before the beginning of writers' group, and the English instructor is sitting in what looks like a one person, pink couch. He's a little too big and tall to be seated in the corner of the room, and because of the small space, his knees are drawn up under him like how a horse will gather its legs and bends its joints as it sleeps on its side. He's looking down, and not talking to anyone.
Maybe he's shy? I think. How can he be shy? He stands up to a crowd and spouts a whole range of ideas and principles as his job, joking constantly, and playing with the dynamics of the group and he's never been shy about it. If anything, he is gregarious and extroverted.
I'm making conversation with Harry, but realize that I can't just leave the English instructor sitting in the corner like he's on a time out. I ask, just as another group member asks him something completely different, "How's your morning going, [the English instructor]?"
He turns his head briefly in my direction, but makes no eye contact, and he gives the other member his attention.
The Quality of Friendships
Joseph had mentioned that he had difficulty in finding "intelligent friends," and therefore "loved" me.
I explain happily that I have three supportive, caring friends (which are the Advisor, the LSU Professor, and, of course, Harry), who have all taught at the University at some point and are all very bright and open-minded. I also mention that I have a couple of girl friends, who I don't talk to as much, but are important as well (and equally intellectual).
True Love, Always (Best in Platonic Form)
While he's talking to me, I realize, he loves me.
No Go, Part III
He replied, "I was her professor for two classes at [the community college]." Therefore avoiding any possible admission on his part. He reminded me of the clever Hillary Clinton. She can delicately dodge any question.
No, actually, we can't stand each other, I hear him say in the back of my mind.
No Go, Part II
I just nod my head, and smile.
No Go
"It's just not worth it," The LSU Professor says, and then he starts to laugh. "It's not like you can hide it from the rest of the class!"
I'm laughing too as he's making faces.
Not On a First-Name Basis
Then Monday morning (of writers' group), the English instructor sends me an email, just as I'm heading out the door to attend, that he will come but only able to spend more or less an hour there. Was that okay?
I don't reply because I assume he's not coming or that he won't get the email in time to make any kind of difference. Like all his students, I have his cell phone number, but I've made a rule that I won't call him or leave him a TXT-message until we are at least on a first-name basis (isn't that polite? After all, what could be so important that I need to call him for?).
I show up to group early because I don't want the English instructor to arrive before I do, become discouraged because he doesn't know anyone, and then leave (even though, he's not coming at all, right?).
The English instructor pulls open the door a few minutes later.
"Everyone, this is Mr. [the English instructor]," I say to our little group.
"Call me [first name]," he says, obviously talking to everyone in the room, except me, of course. In one of the last classes in Engl 201A, a student referred to him by his first name. At first, I didn't know who she was talking about, and then seconds later, I realize that I'm instantaneously jealous. What kind of relationship do they have that she calls him by his nickname? What the hell!
Later, after the English instructor is gone, one of our group members commented that she was glad he had showed up, and how great it was that I called him by his last name, that "he deserves it."
Iris
in to the prow of the fated barge.
Only then may I ascend
the crucifix of my choice.
That is, unless He--"
--author: M.H.
An email to the English instructor, dated yesterday: "Please consider extensively and seriously of writing your ass off, getting some feedback and put together a collection of poems for publication--and keep at it until you do get published."
Do Write
Sunday, January 1, 2017
Skirts From Long, Long Ago
"Was that skirt twenty pounds ago?" My mother comments when she takes a look at me in my bedroom.
I nervously pull at the skirt, "Fifteen or twenty pounds, yeah." I bought it months ago, and it was loose then.
"Let me look at you," she says as I spin around. She insists that I go to a New Year's Eve party in either dress pants or a skirt, even though the get-together is for recovering addicts who are essentially homeless. A bit like going to the Christmas party for the other people with severe mental illness who make up my current therapeutic program. No one is going to dress up. People can barely afford Walmart jeans and t-shirts. "What else do you have?"She runs her hands over the small selection of clothes I have, much of which I can't fit into. I have more pairs of jeans and dress pants in sizes four and six than I could ever need--buying them out of vanity that I could actually fit into something that small. Now, they are useless, and the odds are fairly good that I will never be able to dress myself in them again, as our body is just organized on the imperative that we need to keep all the weight we gain, and therefore we mustn't lose those precious pounds which could save us in a famine.
"That's all I have, I can't fit into anything else, the rest of my clothes are in the garage," I answer. I have two rows of clothes in a closed room in a shop.
Sexism in A.I.
--"The Bot Politic," by Jacqueline Feldman, The New Yorker
The Tinder Experience, Part VII
When you talk to me like I'm a prostitute, it makes me want to charge you.
Feminism Lost
--by Susan Chira, "Feminism Lost. Now What?," The New York Times
For some reason, a few people out there equate rudeness (that they are oblivious to) to freedom of speech, as if you are given the right to be an asshole (however, "assholeness" is protected by the Court, unless the hate speech is meant to incite immediate violence). Political correctness does not censor people; it simply recognizes the difference among us in life experience, our priorities and values in a respectful manner. Being polite and considerate to your audience (of one or more) is a delicate art that we could all use more practice in.
Bisexual Women at a Party for Recovering Addicts
"I wonder if she's bisexual," I say, giddy from two shots of Grey Goose that I had in a bar, waiting to meet up with him.
He instantly smiles, "How did you know? No, really, how did you know?"
I just shrug.
Really, That Many? Guess Who's a Kiss Ass?
I was horribly embarrassed, and said to myself, "I'm famous."