Yes, I'm the Biggest Asshole in the Family

"I am a bigger asshole than [Uncle] and [Mom]. You can either go voluntarily, or I will get the legal means to force you into treatment."

"You can't do that without permission from [Uncle] and [Mom]."

"Oh, yes, I can. I've already talked to a lawyer about it. All it takes is some paperwork and a judge."

--Me speaking to my grandmother, who suffers from dementia, yesterday as I tried to persuade her to go see her GP in Yuppieville